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[[fishes]]

free wil (the lack of)

i have already deduced that almost every action commited by a sane human, can be attributed to these conditions:
continuing of personal life, or the next generation
raising the chance of mating
getting a better mate, or more mates
increasing these chances for the next generation (personal child)

when you learn this, and truely understand it, then you will have free will.
because you will be able to truely control your descisions. aside from the fact that they are still all unconciously controlled :P

[The Stars Gaze]

wtf

i can't even get to the movie.
i think the begining with all the names is a bloody friggen name generator.
i hate it when people waste my time by posting crap like this, that is of no actual value.

but if it isn't a name generator, and there is a video behind that bloody myraid of names. then shorten it, and put it 5 names at a time.
maybe also with what they did (or group them) like proffesional credits. instead of this dreadful peice of crap.
i sat waiting for 5 minutes for a movie.
no movie.
that means this is bullcrap.

[[SS] the b00m]

that was boring

what a horribly done flash...
you could have atleast made it look like bombs were dropping, and made the damn bombers face stopping looking like an electric cheese grater.

Mr-Emmet responds:

my cheese grader has holes in it, not macauly culkins face.

[The Ghoul and the Girl]

nice

what an unexpected twist!
i loved it!

[FF Battle]

kool

annoying as S*** boss battles that are impossible, and give little to no exp, or money...

[Shiftlimits:Portal Collab]

nice

"the physical limits have been broken"
"what does that mean?"
"i can kill you without touching you :D"

nice guys, i love how yo showed that with this technology, ass kicking just got funnier.

[CounterStrike: N00b Wars]

font?

what is that font, i like it.
[e-mail]

[3:33am]

omfg

i played it for my little bro, at max voulume... he fainted of course.

chluaid responds:

brilliant! Post video :D

[Waterlollies]

wonderful

so this is what months of time for you makes... completely wonderful.
i like the explanation. but the bugs make little sense. why fight off whatcan't harm you?

chluaid responds:

a cloud of angry gnats swarming about your head isn't pleasant.. I imagine it's worse if you have a belly full of unshocked waterlollies and you just wanna curl up somewhere to rest :D

[CoreyStuckInPurgatory VI]

hurry up the nect episode please...

do what the title says please...